wasting bandwidth since 2005

Not going to touch this one. I will let you all just come up with your own jokes.

Masto.

Orange County Fair Queen 1961

The pros and cons to being Fair Queen. Pro: You get to wear the bitchin little half cape that goes so cool with your one-piece and pumps. Con: Creepy guy who is constantly wanting to touch your face.

Masto.

This is almost pushing the idea of blurry photo to a place, that is so abstracted, it no longer resembles photography.  I can live with that.

Masto.

Miss T-Square 1952

Okay. Maybe I am stating the obvious but wouldn’t Miss French Curve make a hell of a lot more sense than Miss T-Square. Just sayin’.

Masto.

The copy in the next panel should read “Come on… if you don’t stop following me around the lab balling your eyes out every 15 minutes you might as well hang a sign around your neck that says Paul dumped me.”

Masto.