Archive for June, 2010

Blurry Photo #48

blur-48

It’s like the last thing you see before passing out.

Masto.

Romance #40

come on Kelly

You mean she wasn’t? Wow, color me shocked. Maybe throwing yourself at mister quarterback wasn’t such a hot idea after all. Of course I’m just guessing. And is it just me or could you play billiards on that vanity.

Masto.

Vinyl Fetish #5

Nervous Breakdown

Nervous Breakdown 7″ 1978. Black Flag

Arguably ground zero for hardcore. Still slays after all these years.

Masto.

Beauty Queens #16

Miss San Fernando Valley 1958

Miss San Fernando Valley 1958

This photo is the equivalent of a drive-by. It looks as if the photographer walked about 10 feet in to the hall, wheeled around, and walked back out again. Barely stopping mid turn to fire off this shot. The one good thing about that is that it’s a fairly candid shot. Or at least their not posing for the guy who shot this. The girl presenting the trophy looks like she would rather be at the dentist. The winner looks like she now has some proof she’s as pretty as she thinks she is. And the runner-ups look like they are giving their friends and family the “oh well.. I think the Miss Smog Fighter pageant is next week” look.

Masto.

Romance #39

holy smoke

Leaving your date in a cloud of smoke does have a certain style to it. But that thing must be on fire because unless he’s smoking the rubber right off those rims your not getting that kind of cloud. And if you are shredding it that hard your not moving. Trust me. I speak from experience. Okay maybe we are nit picking just a little but come on it looks he’s driving away in a steam train. And don’t get me started on the colors. The color choices are a little lacking. I could go on but I will give you a chance to go down that path all by yourself.

Masto.

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