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Romance #44

denied

She looks a little more like a migraine advertisement than that of the love lorn girl. But hey, I guess when you’ve had your heart stomped on there is some collateral damage.

Masto.

Great Moments in Comic Book Advertising #18

Silly Putty

Let’s face it. This is the only thing Silly Putty was good for, and it was a great trick. Unfortunately The printing now a days is too damn good. I tried this a few years back with my own kids Silly Putty and it was an absolute failure. So unless your kids get a kick out of lifting the images from the personals section of the New Times, or pics from the Auto Trader this toy is dead. That’s just not as fun as lifting an image from Peanuts. Of course it was only good for about 2 dozen impressions before your putty was a charcoal gray mass. Goodbye Silly Putty you will be missed.

Masto.

Vinyl Fetish #13

Pretty Vacant

Pretty Vacant 7″ 1977. The Sex Pistols.

Masto.

Beauty Queens #22

Miss Christmas Tree 1951

Miss Christmas Tree 1951

And in the spirit of the season I present you with Miss Christmas Tree 1951. You would think Miss Christmas Tree could do something a tad more impressive than holding a 8 inch high pipe cleaner tree and a ceramic snowman for her title. Maybe a tree shaped swimsuit or something. Come on they couldn’t even spring for a Santa hat for God sakes. But, hey… who am I to judge. Tis’ the season.

The more important thing to take in on this photo is that crazy ass couch. It took me a good minute to see the girl I was so thrown off by the damn couch.

Masto.

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