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Another perfect example why downloads, or even CD’s for that matter, will never be as cool as vinyl. Face it, a digital file is just not that fun as a fetish item. This Clash 7″ of “(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais” from 1978 is classic. Over the next couple of weeks or so I will post some more great examples for you to gawk at.
Enjoy.
Masto.
Miss USA 1958
And here we have Miss USA as she represents the good ol’ U.S.of A. at the Miss Universe Pageant in Long Beach. I think her previous title of Miss Louisiana is showing just a little. Looks like she should have had the title Miss CSA instead.
Masto.
Not going to touch this one. I will let you all just come up with your own jokes.
Masto.
Orange County Fair Queen 1961
The pros and cons to being Fair Queen. Pro: You get to wear the bitchin little half cape that goes so cool with your one-piece and pumps. Con: Creepy guy who is constantly wanting to touch your face.
Masto.
This is almost pushing the idea of blurry photo to a place, that is so abstracted, it no longer resembles photography. I can live with that.
Masto.
