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Well if you are going to a planet ruled by Iron Maiden stage rejects in kaiser helmets my first rule of thumb would be to bring along something a tad more lethal than a bow and arrow. If you are the female half of this entourage you would probably want to wear something a little more protective than a crotch length skirt and heels. But that’s just me. Considering what our little blond bombshell is wearing it’s no wonder Eddie Jr. there is trying to get a piece of it. She looks like she could put on a couple pounds though. Looks as if he pulled a bit harder she would snap in half. And if your going to capture her for nefarious reasons nobody wants a broken space tart. Just not as fun. As far as Eddie Jr. there, if you are scary, green, and ugly and have the balls to pull off a kaiser helmet can we at least sport a little something more butch than pink thigh-high boots. Please.

Happy space travels.

Masto.

Now I am not exactly sure why this gentleman would be dressing this boy up as a giant pinata but why the hell not. Sounds as funky as a Halloween costume as any. But not sure if this was an October issue. So if not then its a little creepy, I guess. Not that there’s anything wrong with dressing as a giant pinata any other time of year, who am I to judge. But judging by the look on the kids face I imagine he was also just informed that Dad knew of some great neighborhoods to trick or treat down in the barrio.

Here’s to being quick on your feet while wearing an overly large painted sheet and a paper mache head that’s blocking your line of sight.

Masto.

Girls this is why you never walk up behind your man and do this. Because even if he does recognize your voice, he will say another woman’s name just to screw with you. Why? Because it’s funny as hell. Exhibit A right here. I laughed out loud when I first saw this cover.

Just a helpful tip.

Masto.

The “strange” part of this title obviously refers to the cover. This thing asks way more questions than it answers. Why is this woman hanging into a well filled with alligators? Are wells normally filled with alligators? Why is the deranged looking man hitting her hand with a hammer? Doesn’t a hammer seem a bit of an overkill? The pointy whack lines radiating from her hand suggest he has hit her at least once. How many times does it take to hit someone in the hand with a hammer to make them let go? Who is the strange man in the hat coming up to push the deranged man into the well? Why is everyone trying to have everyone else eaten by alligators. Does a calf length skirt and matching bikini top seem like a odd wardrobe choice for entering a well full of alligators?

For anyone wanting to know the answers to these and many other questions you will be sadly disappointed to find out they will not be answered by reading this comic. There is a story about a well. And it includes 2 men. After that all similarities seize to exist. No hammer, No bikini top blond, no alligators.

Masto.

Does she look a little hesitant to you? For a title called Love Experiences you thing she would look a little more in to the moment. She looks more like she is trying to remember if she left the stove on. Junior there looks like he’s on her like he just got released from prison. Or maybe he just gets that hot over disinterested girls suited up in equestrian gear. You know now that I look at it, it looks like her Love Experience is trying to decide if that’s juniors riding crop pressing in to her upper thigh. God she hopes so.

Masto.