Posts Tagged ‘ephemera’
Orange County Fair Queen 1961
The pros and cons to being Fair Queen. Pro: You get to wear the bitchin little half cape that goes so cool with your one-piece and pumps. Con: Creepy guy who is constantly wanting to touch your face.
Masto.
Miss T-Square 1952
Okay. Maybe I am stating the obvious but wouldn’t Miss French Curve make a hell of a lot more sense than Miss T-Square. Just sayin’.
Masto.
Miss Wool 1958
You can’t make this stuff up. Miss Wool? What the hell would she even do? Cut the ribbon on new sweater manufacturing facilities? Spokes model during yarn clearance sales? You get the sense they just sat around in the 50′s and thought up stupid shit. Did they even need to run a contest for this or did they grab the first girl who was stupid enough to want to be Miss Wool. She looks a little deranged. They probably had first pick of institutionalized women. Didn’t have to pay them that way.
Masto.
Miss Valley, Armed Forces Day 1952
How nice of them to let Miss Valley carry a couple warheads in the big parade.
Masto.
Miss Dairy 1952
“Oh, yeah!”
Someone needed to remind Miss Dairy she was exactly that. Miss Dairy not Kool-Aid.
Masto.
